Here... *giving a huge box to Tex*
GCA Emergency Kit contains:
1 big shareable blanket
1 kg of your favorite ice cream
2 ice cream spoons
1 Big tequila bottle, with sombrero, mustache, gun and/or chainsaw
1 pair of comfy socks
10 forum pre approved non-original DVDs
1 note book and a black pencil
Never ending cigarettes and never ending light
1 package of candles
1 package of your favorite tea
1 GCA huge up-to-your-knees t-shirt
1 best pillow ever, with wifi, just in case
10 GCA pre approved vinyls, because go vinyls!
Note: the big box labeled as "fragile - this side up" can also be used by GCA member to live inside until full recovery. It´s rainproof, fireproof, windproof, imbecileproof and anythingthatcouldnormallyharmyouproof.
Please remember you can call to our 0-800-CRAPIDONTLIVEINEUROPE for any assistance. Service is available 24/7/365. You can also request for a mind technician at
crapidontliveineurope.operahouse@gca.assoftheworld.com
I Fucking Lovya Texana!!
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I will be cursing for both of us while you are not here :lol: